This weekend is big game opener with a rifle here in Montana and I am staying home. Opening weekend in my opinion is "Rookie" weekend. All those wannabe hunters that dust off their hunting gear the day before opening day. Oh I am just venting. Thank goodness I bow hunt. I have filled 4 freezers this year thanks to a early season damage hunt. I hope you have as much success as I have. Good Luck!
A guy goes hunting and gets lost in the woods. Remembering the universal distress signal of 3 shots, he fires 3 shots into the air and waits. After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help. Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself, "I hope somebody comes this time because these are my last three arrows."
Hey y'all! The latest America's Frugal Sportsman blog is posted on my profile. Topic is: Brush Rifles Fact or Myth, which will also be the topic of America's Frugal Sportsman podcast for Thursday 10/16. As usual, check out the blog and tell me what you think.
Top five signs you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
5. Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.
4. Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.
3. As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."
2. He calls trees by their first names.
And the number one sign you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
1. He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"
Hope you had a great weekend! Jeannie got her first deer of bow season on opening day and Jared got a beautiful Velvet 8 point yesterday! How cool is that? We hope your hunting season is just a great as ours!! We hope to have some more stories and some pictures this week! Happy Hunting!!
