Aunt Lisa.. you should ship me some..hahaha I had pepsi instead of turkey..cuz i forgot to get them the day before thanksgiving...hahaha and i stayed at home all day to sketch.. but I just got one sketch that I like..
Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the
Efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!!
Dog For Sale
Free to good home.
* Excellent guard dog.
* Owner cannot afford
To feed him anymore , as
There are no more
Thieves, murderers or
Molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
*
Most of them knew him as
'Holy S***.'
An Eastern Shore man leaving the bay, was stopped by a game warden recently, with two ice chests full of live illegal sized crabs in water. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those crabs?"
"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet crabs."
"Pet crabs?"
"Yep. Every night I take these crabs down to the bay and let 'em swim
around for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of Bull! Crabs can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
The man poured the crabs into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the man.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The crabs!"
"WHAT crabs?"
We from the Eastern Shore may not be as smart as some, but we ain't as dumb as most.
Hey Lisa!what's up girl, If u ever want me to fix ur profile give me a call,or if u want I can do it here at the house or ur house it don't matter just give me a howdy,hehe
I am doing well. Hope you guys are doing well. So Zack will be driving I am guessing? I will be sure to stay out of Maryland! Tell everyone I said hello.