I went to myrtle beach and got drunk and rode the bull. I was so drunk when I tried to jump back on I bounced clear over the bull and everyone laughed soooo hard it was real funny.
Turkey season is among us in Maryland. Remember to stay quiet, don't move and cover up.
Spring tip: Make the lead hen fight you in your calls and she will come after you. The gobbler will chase the lead hen and that is how you get them henned up gobblers to come out and play :)