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jokes You can tell in Church--- LOL Body: Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?""
The mother replied, "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.
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The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
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A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class.
As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord,
please don't let me be late!"
While she was running and pra ying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again! As she ran she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please don't shove me either!"
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Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.
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The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.
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The third boy says, "I got you both beat.
My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
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An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.
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A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He answered, "Call for backup.
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem . A small child replied, "They couldn't get a baby-sitter.
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" &nbs p;
Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill.
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife.
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Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil.
One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?"
The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad.
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old.
You grow old because you stop laughing! Take heed and pass these along to people who need a laugh
Ok hear it goes!!
My name is Jennifer,I'm 36 years old, I have been born & raised in Idaho with 7 sisters & brothers,Beautiful country by the way! Yes,I come from a big family!! I have 2 WONDERFUL kids. My son is 18 his name is Jady,My daughter will be 17 in May,her name is Kelsey. They both have been living in Texas with there father who is fighting Lucimia. Yes,I was married Once before for 13 years. I'am now remarried to a wonderful firefighter who is now an Assistant cheif..He also has 3 Teenage daughters-15-13 & 12. No kids live at home with us,Just our pets,which attimes they makeup for 5 TEENAGERS!! hehe.
I have my own Cleaning Bussiness,yes,I'm a clean freak! lol. I have also been a Certified Nurse Assistant which i don't work that field anymore! I rather clean!!! I love being around people & making friends if u can't tell by my friend list!
I love the Outdoors!!! I have been born & raised in the country & i just love the mountains!! I love hunting,fishing,camping,& whatever else does with the outdoors! I'm basically just a laid back,adventerous,outgoing,well spoken,blunt, gal! lol.(Been told bitchy attimes too) haha.
Well..hit me up if u wanna know more about me!!! I love to TALK hehe..I'm a great listner as well!!
God Bless!!!!!!!!!!!
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