Thank's for the request! we wish you good luck this season! and remember,vegetarian is an old Indian word meaning,BAD HUNTER! and here in missouri, the rut IS ON!!!!!!!!
I set up a stand for my dad to hunt right on the edge of his bedding area that nobody has ever sat before hopefully the wind will be right on saturday"opening day" for my dad to get a crack at him!!
cowboy_from_ok wrote:
good luck with that booner, missed mine here in OK during black powder season
hey man you catching any hogs, I havent been in months but its deer season now so I wont be going any
been catchen a few. had one bulldog of mine and my friends bulldog got killed thursday night on a pig. then one of my other bulldogs died from heartworms saturday night.
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!" Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"
Top five signs you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
5. Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.
4. Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.
3. As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."
2. He calls trees by their first names.
And the number one sign you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
1. He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"
