Hey you! As soon as I read this I thought of you!!
A lesson in Eastern Sho'manship
An Eastern Shore man leaving the bay, was stopped by a game warden recently, with two ice chests full of live illegal sized crabs in water. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those crabs?"
"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet crabs."
"Pet crabs?"
"Yep. Every night I take these crabs down to the bay and let 'em swim
around for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of Bull! Crabs can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
The man poured the crabs into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the man.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The crabs!"
"WHAT crabs?"
We from the Eastern Shore may not be as smart as some, but we ain't as dumb as most.
We are hanging in over here!! I am glad you had a good time!! Even if you did loose all your money!! Have a good one sweetheart!
bullfrog wrote:
How have you guys been? I woulda showered you guys with money from my Vegas wins.... but like they say "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" That means your money stays there!!!!