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How to Make MoonshineBy eHow Food & Drink Editor Rate: (82 Ratings) Moonshine is a colloquial word for distilled, homemade alcohol made popular during the Prohibition. While moonshine production is still considered illegal in the United States, for informative purposes only, read the steps given below to make moonshine. jQuery('.intro .thumbnail').each(function(i,e){ jQuery(e).find('img').one('error',function(){ jQuery(e).remove(); }); }); Difficulty: Moderate Instructions Things You'll Need: - Charcoal
- Sugar
- Vessel to collect moonshine
- Copper tube
- Cornmeal
- Pressure cooker
- Yeast
- Water
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Step 1 Collect the ingredients necessary for making moonshine. You will need 25 pounds of cornmeal , 100 pounds of sugar, 100 gallons of water and 6 ounces of yeast. You'll also need charcoal for the final filter stage. -
Step 2 Gather the necessary equipment. You will need a few large pots, a large pressure cooker and a coiled copper pipe. -
Step 3 Boil water on the stove until it reaches a rolling boil. -
Step 4 Add this water to cornmeal. This mixture is known as the mash. -
Step 5 Cool down the mash until it is warm to the touch. -
Step 6 Add sugar and yeast to the warm mash. -
Step 7 Set the mash aside and allow it to ferment for 4 to 5 days. The mash is ready when it stops bubbling. At this stage, the mash is known as sour mash or beer. -
Step 8 Put the sour mash into the pressure cooker and carefully bring it up 173 degrees Fahrenheit, the temperature at which the alcohol content of the mixture rises to the surface. -
Step 9 Use a coiled copper pipe, passed through cold water, to trap vaporized alcohol in a separate vessel. As the vapors pass through the cold copper tubing, they condense into a liquid called moonshine. -
Step 10 Filter the moonshine through charcoal to make it fit for consumption.
A St. Francois County Sheriff stops at a farm in rural MO
and talks with an old farmer.
He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect
your ranch for illegal grown drugs.'
The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
The Sheriif verbally explodes saying,
'Mister, I have the authority of the
Sheriffs Department with me.' Reaching
into his rear pant pocket and
removing his badge.. The officer proudly
displays it to the farmer...
'See this badge? This badge means
I am allowed to go wherever
I wish..on any land. No questions asked
or answers given.
Have I made myself clear?
Do you understand?'
The old farmer nods politely and
goes about his chores.
Later, the old farmer hears loud screams
and spies the Sheriff running for
his life and close behind is the farmer's bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground
on the officer. The Sheriff is clearly terrified.
The old farmer immediately throws down
his tools, runs to the fence and yells
at the top of his lungs.....
'Your badge!
Show him your badge, Smartass!
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
It started like any other day but that day was opening day of modern gun season.As we come come down an old logging road in my buddys 2005 ford f 250 super duty 4x4. we had my honda recon and my buddys huntin bugge on a trailer on back as the desel sounding down the road.we finaly get there where we are goin we park and un load every thing and i drive one way and they go the other i park about 200 yards from my lader stand i was armed with my 30-06 savage model 110 and my 44mag handgun louded with 240 gr HP i also had my back pack on my back.i climbed into my stand and got settled in i did not see a thing all day so about 1:30 pm i climbed on down and drove back and louded up the 4 whleer and put or rifles in the back seat of the truck and we toke off down the road and then we looked up and saw out in a corn field a huge monster buck i saw that and we stoped and looked at it.It was about a 14 pt buck so i jumped out of the truck i could not get to my rifle so i toke my 44magand about the time i was about to shoot some doggs started runing by and the deer just toke off runnin.And almost cryed as he ran away so i hadto get over it.
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