THE PENTAGON ANNOUNCED TODAY THE FORMATION OF A NEW 500-MAN ELITE FIGHTING UNIT CALLED THE UNITED STATES REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF) THESE BOYS WILL BE DROPPED OFF IN IRAQ AND HAVE BEEN GIVEN ONLY THE FOLLOWING FACTS ABOUT TERRORISTS #1: THE SEASON OPENED TODAY. #2:THERE IS NO BAG LIMIT #3: THEY TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN #4:THEY DON'T LIKE BEER, PICKUPS OR COUNTRY MUSIC #5:THEY ARE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF DALE EARNHARDT
THE PENTAGON EXPECTS THE PROBLEM IN IRAQ TO BE OVER BY NEXT FRIDAY
