Goodmorning,
Thanks for the add. Did I read your profile right, most of your dogs become blood trailers? I would be interested to find out more, you see I work as a guide in Nebraska for Whitetails. The deer there get large amounts of fat reserves, so when a hunter arrows one they don't bleed to well or not at all. We do lose some bucks each fall due to not being able to trail the wounded bucks. Maybe one of your dogs could solve that problem.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left..
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think ..
Send this to four women/girls who are thinkers.. If you receive this, you know you're intelligent.
NICE TO MEET YOU,
