10/07/2008 19:41:15

A guy goes hunting and gets lost in the woods. Remembering the universal distress signal of 3 shots, he fires 3 shots into the air and waits.

After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help. Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself,

"I hope somebody comes this time because these are my last three arrows."

09/24/2008 19:56:16

Top five signs you have hired the wrong hunting guide:

5. Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.
4. Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.
3. As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."
2. He calls trees by their first names.
And the number one sign you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
1. He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"





Hope you are having a great week!

09/16/2008 09:50:53

Hope you had a great weekend! Jeannie got her first deer of bow season on opening day and Jared got a beautiful Velvet 8 point yesterday! How cool is that? We hope your hunting season is just a great as ours!! We hope to have some more stories and some pictures this week! Happy Hunting!!

09/08/2008 21:08:37

Hope you have an great week! Drop us a line sometime, we love to share hunting stories!

09/06/2008 15:19:59

Just dropping by to say HELLOOO!!

09/04/2008 14:59:09

WANTED TO STOP IN.

08/06/2008 21:09:24

07/27/2008 13:03:35

Sizemore wrote: Hey man thanks for the add...and oh yea..ur one hell of a bowhunter man! cya!

Thanks for the request and I have been lucky. . .

07/20/2008 14:18:35

WANTED TO TAKE TIME TO SAY AWESOME JOB ON THE REFERRALS!!!

07/04/2008 11:28:49

Have a Safe & Happy 4th of July weekend.

Enjoy the time off and don't forget to keep an eye on us here, we are planning something big over the weekend :)

Thanks.

06/15/2008 16:32:04

Thanks for the add!
Jayson
Two Guys Outdoors

06/04/2008 11:35:08

THANKS FOR THE ADD!

06/03/2008 13:48:28

05/25/2008 16:59:32

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05/23/2008 12:27:21

HAVE A GOOD WK-END