Hangover Prayer

Heavenly father,
Forgive us for we have chugged.
Overdranketh from thy Jäger tree.
Jack, Johnny, Jose
no match to your greatness.
Highball, bucket, yard
no measure of your compassion.
Lord have mercy on our heads.
Deliver us from happy hour.
Guide us through spin and shiver.
May our bowels not betray us.
May late-nite tacos lie where they rest.
Amen.

For the first time in my life, this New Year's Eve I realized my age is catching up with me. :/   I couldn't let go of the old tradition of staying up till midnight ( Central Time) & stayng up 2 hours later for West Coast Time, so I could tell my son Happy New Year .   But instead of drinking Champagne and blowing noise makers, I mainly stayed up to watch Live @ Lincoln Center's concert.   O_O   What the heck?!?!  LOL   Now some say this is a sign of maturity.. pfffft.    No denying it.. I've turned lame.    That's ok though... *I'M* not having to recite the above prayer today. Yay me!

For those of you who are, my heart goes out to ya...hang in there.. you won't die today, no matter how badly you may want to.  When you recover, put the lampshade back on the lamp, find your keys and get your car out of the ditch, apologize to to your Wife for last night's oops ( as she put your tipsy butt in bed and tried to take your pants off, you fought her and yelled, " Stop Lady! I'm married!"

Oh and don;'t forget to to pass out 'I'm sorry's for all the people you 'Drunk Dialed.'

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