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So I go to Detroit on business for a few days...how boring could it be…right? Wrong...I had the opportunity to go to the Gander Mountain store (which I had never been before), got to go shopping at Bass Pro Shop (even though I already spend way too much there), then… I had the opportunity to go out turkey hunting the next morning and that evening. The guy I went hunting with was the wisest and most successful hunting I know.

As the dark started to set in, I set up next to a big tree on a hillside while he went back to the truck to get an owl locater call. I had made a few calls when I heard a noise down the hill from me. As I looked down the hill, I saw that beautiful fanned out tail that we all love to see so much. I made a couple more calls and brushed the leaves a bit more when he became to stroll up the hillside and started to strut around. I then got turned around to be able to get that shot that counts. He stuck his wondering head out and I pulled the trigger. Yep….he’s going on the wall.

Dang…that had to be the best business trip ever…

FOR ALL THE TREE HUGGERS OUT THERE....

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied!

"You've gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."