10/07/2008 19:48:15

A guy goes hunting and gets lost in the woods. Remembering the universal distress signal of 3 shots, he fires 3 shots into the air and waits.

After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help. Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself,

"I hope somebody comes this time because these are my last three arrows."

09/24/2008 20:03:11

Top five signs you have hired the wrong hunting guide:

5. Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.
4. Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.
3. As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."
2. He calls trees by their first names.
And the number one sign you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
1. He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"





Hope you are having a great week!

09/16/2008 10:02:00

Hope you had a great weekend! Jeannie got her first deer of bow season on opening day and Jared got a beautiful Velvet 8 point yesterday! How cool is that? We hope your hunting season is just a great as ours!! We hope to have some more stories and some pictures this week! Happy Hunting!!

09/08/2008 21:00:15

Hope you have an great week! Drop us a line sometime, we love to share hunting stories!

09/05/2008 16:53:59

Just dropping by to say HELLOOO!!

08/10/2008 23:46:47

Thanks for adding me!!!!!!

07/28/2008 16:47:58

07/23/2008 10:37:04

just stoppin' by to say "hey"!! hope you have a good week!!

07/11/2008 08:56:41

Damndeer wrote: Hey, Thanks for the request. You're waiting for Sept 6, Sept 15 here in Maryland. Dying to take a shot with my new Reflex Ridgeline 32 (Hoyt).

Its Oct 1 in Indiana but I hunt KY too!(Sept 6)

07/11/2008 06:38:00

Thanks for the add!

07/04/2008 11:28:48

Have a Safe & Happy 4th of July weekend.

Enjoy the time off and don't forget to keep an eye on us here, we are planning something big over the weekend :)

Thanks.

06/08/2008 19:39:17

Thanks for the add!
Jayson
Two Guys Outdoors

06/07/2008 13:48:07

Damndeer wrote: Thank you. Hope you have a great weekend.

Y.W. U have a great weekend too!

06/06/2008 13:14:28

Thx for the request..Have a wonderful day..

06/01/2008 08:50:17

thanks for adding me