10/12/2008 11:30:17

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids,' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

10/11/2008 14:03:03

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10/11/2008 00:06:27

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10/10/2008 22:35:52

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10/08/2008 12:43:05

A guy goes hunting and gets lost in the woods. Remembering the universal distress signal of 3 shots, he fires 3 shots into the air and waits. After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help. Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself, “I hope somebody comes this time because these are my last three arrows.”

10/08/2008 00:24:21

soory so late,my oldest is 23,been hunting.the other ones are19,17;16 14

10/07/2008 22:08:31

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10/06/2008 00:11:40

Well thank you gorgeous! I need some help! Hope all is well
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suthrntease wrote: If I was there I would take care of you! I hope you feel better though.

10/05/2008 21:34:27

I've seen better days! I have a little bug and no one to take care of me lol. But other than that all is well! Hope everything is going good for you!

suthrntease wrote: Aguitarman1 wrote: Hey gorgeous aint heard from ya in awhile!! I hope everything is ok! Just hearin from you makes my day that much better!! How have you been?

10/05/2008 21:23:27

mine was good, went turkey hunting and it rained alot, wind blew like crazy, no turkey tho, other than that not too bad at all, i got deer coming up bout 3 an half weeks i am stoked for that, have you got to do any huntin yet

10/05/2008 21:14:28

well i hope you gramps gets better soon.i wish it werent true but unfortually we all have to work...but just make sure you take sometime to enjoy life.i've been pretty good just now getting to hit the woods,so as long as im hunting im happy.the bow set up sounds sweet hope you have great luck with it.ttys

10/05/2008 20:32:24

how ya doin, hope your weekend was a goodn

10/05/2008 16:14:35

Hey gorgeous aint heard from ya in awhile!! I hope everything is ok!

10/05/2008 15:29:54

Just got back from my hunting lease. I was there from friday till just now. How was your weekend?

10/05/2008 14:08:39

just droping in to say hello,and hope things are well with ya.drop in and say hello sometime.ttys