Top five signs you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
5. Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.
4. Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.
3. As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."
2. He calls trees by their first names.
And the number one sign you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
1. He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"
Craig man...i love your music!! the first time i ever heard it was when you gave my buddy Matt Spencer a copy of your album...he was the guy bushhoggin somewhere near you...on a kubota tractor...he said ya'll two talked for a while...musics great man!!