Mostly country and older rock, big fan of big and rich montgomery gentry, and gretchen wilson
BOOKS
Don't read a whole lot...
INTERESTS
I love being outside, hunting and fishing, i also enjoy riding 4-wheeler and snowmobiling... when we actually have a decent winter! on the weekends i like cuttin loose and have fun!!!
TELEVISION
Outdoor channel alot,favorite show is CSI, aslo like house and two and a half men
HEROES
My Daddy, I am the way i am because of him he's taught me alot and i've always looked up to him hes accoplished many things in his life and i only hope i can do half of what hes done.
I am 20 years old, and married, i was born and raised here in Wisconsin i've worked for Mathews for almost 3 years now. i have been hunting ever since i could walk, i shot my first deer and turkey when i was 12, and just this last hunting season i shot an 8 pointer off my back porch... don't that remind ya of one of them you might be a redneck jokes...lol. i love hunting and fishing ... my father-in-law just bought a really nice fishin boat im excited to try out! i also really like racing! my dad is actually on Tim Schendels race team..hes a local race car driver for asa and a few other associations they race all over from california to north carolina(www.timschendel21.com) i love bein down in the pits during the races.. you get to see everything that goes on behind scenes and talkin with the other drivers....anything else just ask:)
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!" Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"
A guy goes hunting and gets lost in the woods. Remembering the universal distress signal of 3 shots, he fires 3 shots into the air and waits. After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help. Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself, “I hope somebody comes this time because these are my last three arrows.”
Top five signs you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
5. Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.
4. Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.
3. As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."
2. He calls trees by their first names.
And the number one sign you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
1. He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!" Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"
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A guy goes hunting and gets lost in the woods. Remembering the universal distress signal of 3 shots, he fires 3 shots into the air and waits. After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help. Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself, “I hope somebody comes this time because these are my last three arrows.”
Have a great weekend !
Top five signs you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
5. Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.
4. Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.
3. As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."
2. He calls trees by their first names.
And the number one sign you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
1. He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"
Hope you are having a great week!
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