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When life gives you limes.....Make Margaritas
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Country is my favorite but right now its a little too much like my life so i'm listening to everything.
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I love to read! I read all the time.
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onehotmama is happy I got the job!
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Well i grew up on Pine Island in SW Florida with a commercial fishing and crabbing family. I'm not really a hunter but my bff told me i had to come to this site and its great so I hope everybody will forgive me for not being an avid outdoorsman:). I do enjoy boating and the beach. I am recently divorced and am raising my daughter alone. She is my whole life and I am trying to raise her with an open mind to everything.
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onehotmama has 168 friend(s)
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Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!" Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"
HUGS N SMILES, MIKE
Mike
A guy goes hunting and gets lost in the woods. Remembering the universal distress signal of 3 shots, he fires 3 shots into the air and waits. After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help. Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself, “I hope somebody comes this time because these are my last three arrows.”