Now this pisses me off. I just happen to stop by my taxidermist and found this mountain lion carcass on his driveway. Me being nosy, I decided to ask him whats up with the carcass. He told me a guy just shot the lion an hour before I stopped by and didn't want the meat. OH THAT CHAPS MY ASS!! Hunting for the mount. I would say the "F" word, but Admin Fox would censor it. So I decided that I am going to make lion pepper sticks out of the meat.
I don't about you, but I am not a fan of X-Mas. Can't wait for January and all the holidays to be over. Call me the Grinch, but X-mas is so commercialized that it's not fun anymore. Just ask the family of the poor guy at WalMart in New York that got trampled to death. I'm sorry, but X-Mas is not fun for me. I hope you enjoy your holidays.
Holy Crap! X-Mas is just a couple weeks away and I haven't done any shopping yet. Normally I am already done. I blame it on high gas prices in the past. I don't have an excuse now. Our gas is $1.52.
Today was the last day of Montana's Big Game Gun season. Score-elk-zero, bear-zero, antelope-zero, mountain lion (season is getting ready to start soon) and deer-ten. They extended the elk season, but it is only in a select districts and you have to know people in those districts. So the elk-zero score isn't official yet, but it looks like thats how its going to end up. I still have archery area doe tag, so I am pretty sure the the deer score will go up to eleven. I hope you had or are having a great season.
Sir, do you do much goose hunting? I've been wanting to try hunting geese. If you have hunted them, what shot load do you use. I have a Winchester X-2 3 1/2" mag. Do you think that a 4-5 shot work? I remember growing up in Michigan that my dad would come home with some geese in one hand and a .22 rifle in the other hand. I never asked questions. Anyway he would slit the breast on each side and lay strips of bacon in each slit then drape the goose in bacon then cook in it moms turkey pan. Not going to lie to you, the shoot was goooooood. Well anyway, good luck and Go Vikings! I'm a Lions fan, but haven't had any reason to cheer for them this year.
I use BB and T shot. Those big birds can take some serious damage. The subspecies of Canada that we have in Minnesota are much bigger than the usual Canadas. Hey we are all brothers in hunting no need to be formal. Just call me Louis.
I was brought up to call anyone sir or ma'am if they are older than you or make more money than you. I am guessing that you make more money than me, so I called you sir.
Sir, do you do much goose hunting? I've been wanting to try hunting geese. If you have hunted them, what shot load do you use. I have a Winchester X-2 3 1/2" mag. Do you think that a 4-5 shot work? I remember growing up in Michigan that my dad would come home with some geese in one hand and a .22 rifle in the other hand. I never asked questions. Anyway he would slit the breast on each side and lay strips of bacon in each slit then drape the goose in bacon then cook in it moms turkey pan. Not going to lie to you, the shoot was goooooood. Well anyway, good luck and Go Vikings! I'm a Lions fan, but haven't had any reason to cheer for them this year.
Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:
1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.
2.When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass.
3.Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
4.(GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces,' and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.
5.Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).
6.If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military', inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.
7.Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.
8.Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked!
9.'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore could kick your ass!
10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me- if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!
11. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid' (Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.
12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get it's ass kicked.'
13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.
'It's the Veteran,not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.'
'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.'
'It's the Veteran, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.'
'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.'
ONE MORE:
If you got this email and didn't pass it on - guess what - you deserve to get your ass kicked!
How's things in Minnesota? Have you bloodied an arrow or mushroomed a bullet through the vitals of a deer yet this year? Had a long chat with Blackfeatherarchery today. The guy likes his archery.
QUADB wrote:
Sir, do you do much goose hunting? I've been wanting to try hunting geese. If you have hunted them, what shot load do you use. I have a Winchester X-2 3 1/2" mag. Do you think that a 4-5 shot work? I remember growing up in Michigan that my dad would come home with some geese in one hand and a .22 rifle in the other hand. I never asked questions. Anyway he would slit the breast on each side and lay strips of bacon in each slit then drape the goose in bacon then cook in it moms turkey pan. Not going to lie to you, the shoot was goooooood. Well anyway, good luck and Go Vikings! I'm a Lions fan, but haven't had any reason to cheer for them this year.
I use BB and T shot. Those big birds can take some serious damage. The subspecies of Canada that we have in Minnesota are much bigger than the usual Canadas. Hey we are all brothers in hunting no need to be formal. Just call me Louis.
Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:
1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.
2.When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass.
3.Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
4.(GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces,' and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.
5.Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).
6.If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military', inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.
7.Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.
8.Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked!
9.'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore could kick your ass!
10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me- if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!
11. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid' (Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.
12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get it's ass kicked.'
13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.
'It's the Veteran,not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.'
'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.'
'It's the Veteran, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.'
'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.'
ONE MORE:
If you got this email and didn't pass it on - guess what - you deserve to get your ass kicked!
bushbuck wrote:
Good day to ya!
How is your season going?
8 out of 12 buck taken.
A few misses
2 wolves also.
How is your season so far?
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