11/17/2009 01:11:34

Subject: Never question a drunk



WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...


I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk

A carton of eggs

A quart of orange juice

A head of lettuce

A 2 lb. can of coffee

A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, ''Cause you're ugly."

10/31/2009 03:13:57

HAPPY HALLOWEEN MY FRIEND....

10/17/2009 01:44:34

10/16/2009 08:48:06

Thanks for the add brother.Best of luck this season.Remember to Make It Happen!
~TBW Virginia Style~

10/15/2009 22:54:19

Keep hunting hard! Hope to see you in Iowa

10/15/2009 20:35:39

09/10/2009 18:31:06

Almost that time buddy. good luck the rest of the way. Give me a buzz when you get a chance.

09/04/2009 15:56:24

Thanks for the Add
and stay in touch

I will not lie to you, with all the so called friends I have on here its hard to keep in touch; but I will answer any question or comment you send me Guaranteed I apologize now just in case.........
Stop by any time if you have a question or just need a Friendly Smile!

Put your heart, mind, intellect and soul even to your smallest acts.
This is the secret of success.

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08/14/2009 11:33:18

08/10/2009 17:28:26

THAT WAS SO GREAT YOUR WALK OFF TWO RUN HOMER THE OTHER NIGHT YOUR THE MAN LANGEY

08/02/2009 22:38:00

I was at your game friday

07/25/2009 15:14:25

07/08/2009 23:56:46

Come check out our site and be sure to sign up in the forum area of www.whitetailmafia.com. The more members the better! Would love to have you on there!

07/05/2009 22:09:39

Howdy My Friend Hey tomorrow is Monday Monday Monday the first day of the week Enjoy it and it will make it easy for you LOL

07/02/2009 00:18:00

Ryan, I just wanted to congratulate you on being picked up by Seattle today. I hated when you left the Braves. Good luck