A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters, and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'
No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?'
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'
Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!'
The 2, 8 point was in LA by my home and the big 9 was in TX about 15 miles south of my home. The hog catching is for young men I'm getting to old and slow. My middle son has caught a lot of them the largest was 365. The dogs bay, he goes in with a catch dog and when the dog catches he does too, flips the hog over and ties them up then I come in on a 4 wheel and recover the hog, easy for me.
jaypal wrote:
hlndeerhunter wrote:
No all the hog are free range we have cur dogs and catch them by hand. The largest so far is 360 lbs. My son caught a bore last week 300+ with 3 1/2 cutter. WE need to plan a trip sometimes.
jaypal wrote:
them hogs are ge were they wild or at a ranch
sounds like an adrenalin rush 3 1/2 inch cutters ! what do you use to take em down ? did ya shoot them bucks in your home state ?
No all the hog are free range we have cur dogs and catch them by hand. The largest so far is 360 lbs. My son caught a bore last week 300+ with 3 1/2 cutter. WE need to plan a trip sometimes.
Haven't seen anything for two weeks and then Sunday morning i saw my first deer and it was a 6 pt buck.Drew on it but didn't have a shot.Put my bow down then my knees started to shake wat the hell lol.
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A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters, and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'
No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?'
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'
Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!'
hlndeerhunter wrote:
No all the hog are free range we have cur dogs and catch them by hand. The largest so far is 360 lbs. My son caught a bore last week 300+ with 3 1/2 cutter. WE need to plan a trip sometimes.
jaypal wrote:
them hogs are ge were they wild or at a ranch
sounds like an adrenalin rush 3 1/2 inch cutters ! what do you use to take em down ? did ya shoot them bucks in your home state ?
Tommy
Oh well Good Luck Hope you take some big boys down .. I dont bow hunt so i will have to wait til nov .
Tony
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