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I ain't well behaved, momma just raised me right.
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iloveemsouthern i'm just ready for the weekend. :)
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No baby daddy's.
Which means no crib midgets.
I am however, the very proud aunt and godmother of some pretty wonderful kids. I love them more than anything in this world!
The best familia in the whole wide world.
Shopaholic.
jewelry FANATIC.
eye liner addict.
Bow Hunter.
Tattoo lover.
No animals.
I'm not into that kind of thing.
I live my life for the summer.
don't go to church enough.
The sun never sets on a badass.
I'm what they call a "guitar hero".
i'm a sucker for a great movie night.
I wear too much makeup.
Sometimes I throw my clothes in the floor.
I wear flip flops like everyday.
I dye my hair frequently- to ward off stalkers of course.
I laugh at most things you wouldn't.
I am pretty picky.
I vacation randomly.
I cook like a martha stewart wannabe- Barbie crocker.
Nextel Sucks.
whenever you get the chance, smile just because you can.
myspace is my anti-drug.
I can't wait until tomorrow because I get cooler every single day.
I don't want to hear your gossip, it's probably a lie.
drama is something you create out of jealousy.
I love the tanning bed- and yes I really go, i'm still pale, whatever.
Love me some lake days too.
and theme parks aren't too shabby.
Well, I don't know, but I've been told,
You never slow down, you never grow old.
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down,
Tired of myself, tired of this town.
Oh, my, my. Oh, hell, yes.
Honey, put on that party dress.
Buy me a drink, sing me a song.
Take me as I come 'cause I can't stay long.
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iloveemsouthern has 238 friend(s)
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A guy goes hunting and gets lost in the woods. Remembering the universal distress signal of 3 shots, he fires 3 shots into the air and waits.
After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help. Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself,
"I hope somebody comes this time because these are my last three arrows."