Top five signs you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
5. Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.
4. Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.
3. As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."
2. He calls trees by their first names.
And the number one sign you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
1. He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"
Hope you had a great weekend! Jeannie got her first deer of bow season on opening day! How cool is that? We hope your hunting season is just a great as ours!! We hope to have some more stories and some pictures this week! Happy Hunting!!
Yeah I like Arizona, its pretty warm all year round, an great climate so yeah its okay. I only wish that it would snow. Your a senior? but your are only 16, must be one of those girls that is pretty and smart.
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A guy goes hunting and gets lost in the woods. Remembering the universal distress signal of 3 shots, he fires 3 shots into the air and waits.
After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help. Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself,
"I hope somebody comes this time because these are my last three arrows."
Top five signs you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
5. Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.
4. Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.
3. As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."
2. He calls trees by their first names.
And the number one sign you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
1. He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"
Hope you are having a great week!
Hope you had a great weekend! Jeannie got her first deer of bow season on opening day! How cool is that? We hope your hunting season is just a great as ours!! We hope to have some more stories and some pictures this week! Happy Hunting!!
Oh I see, thats pretty cool. So like a graduated farmer.
What the heck is that, like with tractors and stuff?
What are you going to do, major in?
Sounds like a good plan, but its a little late for me I guess oh well. Well what are you going to do with that extra year?
Oh thats a pretty good way to do it.
Where u go to school?
I go to school in here in Arizona at Buena High School.
Nothin but school.