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ABOUT ME
I love the outdoors "God's Country". I have been deep sea fishing twiced. I would love to go again if I had the time. I have two kids, a dog "My boating buddy, Lady," and the love of my life my wife. We current live in Indiana, but if I had my way we would live in Tennessee.
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60 perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
Speaking of you grandma how is she doin,and how are you doin
My grandmother seems to be holding her own right now, but in doctor-speak, she's not out of the woods yet. I'm tired, but otherwise A - OK!!! Thanks so much for askin!!!
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Hope your week has went well
Why thank u..It has.. I hope urs was to..
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Thanks and you do the same...both of you! (Gemini humor
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Oh.. I had way too much fun! The expo was awesome!!
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jonij wrote:
gemini1026 wrote:
Just Stopping by to see how you are doing. ttyl
I'm fabulous!! Hope you had a great day!!
it was ok except my hand is swollen from a mosquito bit
where ya allergic to it??
I'm fabulous!! Hope you had a great day!!
squirrelstolemynuts wrote:
do u have msn messenger
gemini1026 wrote:
msn mesenger is gemini1026@hotmail.com
Yahoo is buffdaddy2011
get on yahoo k
cant on this pc it wont download it for some stupid reason
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60 perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
"Only when he's been drinking."
john get yahoo im quicker to talk
Yahoo is buffdaddy2011
get on yahoo k
My grandmother seems to be holding her own right now, but in doctor-speak, she's not out of the woods yet. I'm tired, but otherwise A - OK!!! Thanks so much for askin!!!