Top five signs you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
5. Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.
4. Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.
3. As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."
2. He calls trees by their first names.
And the number one sign you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
1. He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"
Hay Daryle preciate the add and nice space!! From all of us at CHO good luck in the seasons to come and look forward to talkin with ya!!! Hope you have a great week!!
The CHO Crew
Hunt Safe, Hunt Ethically
100% wild 100% fair chase 100% real huntn'
www.crookedhornoutdoors.com
I was wondering if you could sign my guestbook for me.
Happy Halloween and God Bless,
C.B.Rick
A guy goes hunting and gets lost in the woods. Remembering the universal distress signal of 3 shots, he fires 3 shots into the air and waits.
After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help. Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself,
"I hope somebody comes this time because these are my last three arrows."
Top five signs you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
5. Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.
4. Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.
3. As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."
2. He calls trees by their first names.
And the number one sign you have hired the wrong hunting guide:
1. He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"
Hope you are having a great week!
The note was short but lord so strong.
The CHO Crew
Hunt Safe, Hunt Ethically
100% wild 100% fair chase 100% real huntn'
www.crookedhornoutdoors.com
Craig