Jack and Jill's marriage hadn't been goin' well for sometime so they both decided to visit a marriage counsellor together. The counsellor asked what was their problems at which Jill started firing off complaint after complaint about Jack not doin' this and not doin' that. There was no intimacy or lovin'. The counsellor cut Jill short and asked her to stand up, which she did. The counsellor went 'round and grabbed Jill and gave her the biggest most passionate kiss she'd had in years, with the counsellor saying to Jack 'Now thats what your wife needs 3 or 4 times a week' Jack relied 'Well okay, but I can only bring her round here from Monday to Thursday 'cause I'm either fishin' or golfin' on the other three.