THE PENTAGON ANNOUNCED TODAY THE FORMATION OF A NEW 500-MAN ELITE FIGHTING UNIT CALLED THE UNITED STATES REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF) THESE BOYS WILL BE DROPPED OFF IN IRAQ AND HAVE BEEN GIVEN ONLY THE FOLLOWING FACTS ABOUT TERRORISTS
#1: THE SEASON OPENED TODAY.
#2:THERE IS NO BAG LIMIT
#3: THEY TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN
#4:THEY DON'T LIKE BEER, PICKUPS OR COUNTRY MUSIC
#5:THEY ARE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF DALE EARNHARDT 

THE PENTAGON EXPECTS THE PROBLEM IN IRAQ TO BE OVER BY NEXT FRIDAY

Tags: USRSF UNITED STATES REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES

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