Baxters Turkey Tour 2009 part I
Posted On 05/25/2009 19:35:07 by HuntnMa
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OlesixbeardS wrote:Baxter called me and ask me to post a sticky thread so we all could follow his season. As most of you know he is in South Carolina right now with Rutn and Fyrestorm. After that he will be meeting up with Ohioturkeyhunter and Ohioturkeykiller in Florida. He's going to try and hit as many states as possible.
We can use this thread to post pictures and comments about Baxters first year as a turkey hunter. He's a fiesty little Bull. I don't think the turkeys will stand a chance with this Bull on their tail.
FL:baxter wouldn't miss it for anything....both ma and i will be there as well so i'm sure he'll behave but then again he is a guy so i can't make any promises...just don't turn your back on him and you'll be safe...lol.
Doc:That picture cracks me up!
BAXTER:heeeeeeeeeelp, moooooooooooo, i don't like it up here so
i escaped and begged this nice person to let me borrow a computer so i could send a SOS!! daddy jim and unky aaron are out like lights and i just couldn't take it any longer..i know i should have stayed with them but they were really mean tonight...they even took pictures....and i thought turkey hunting meant that i'd be killing turkeys...or at least seeing some....i think it's them but
they are blaming me and the weather but it's not my fault...they haven't even let me use my call yet...if they'd let me break out my call i'd show them how it's done.
i miss everyone tons and want to come home but i know i have to toughen up and get back out in the woods....mom flh always says that if "God wants to bless me a turkey then he will" so i'm going to just say a lil prayer and hope that he wants me to have one. we did have a fire tonight and that was kinda cool...they even let me drink a beer like a big bull tonight....i got all warm and fuzzy.
well i don't want to keep this neighbor person out of his computer so i'm going to be back and try to sleep....doubtful with all the snoring going on...i might have to put pillows over their heads.
try not to miss me too much....i'll be back this weekend.
love you guys,
baxter ( THE BULL!!)
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FL:warm fuzzy feeling?? someone is getting a spanking!!!
i told them that you weren't allowed to let you drink....i know you were probably doing what you were told so i guess since y'all are at lease i'll over look it this one time but they are toast!!
don't get all upset that you haven't seen anything yet...and i'm glad you listened to me...for once ...it'll happen if it's meant to happen.
and it's NOT your fault.....they are BOTH experienced turkey hunters and need to blame someone so don't pay any attention to them...we all know the truth.
i'm sure you're being over dramatic like your huntnma...it runs in teh family ...but if the pics are as bad as you say they are then i have a lil stash of my own that we can go through.
unky aaron?? i'm glad y'all are bonding. mommy flh loves ya too...and we all miss you....now get to bed!!!
RnS:Well, Baxter is back from his first road trip of the '09 season. To put it nicely, he did NOT ingratiate himself on his hosts. Instead, he acted like the ingrate that he is!!! He not only was a bad guest, but he ruined our hunt. Fyre and I have deemed him Bad Luck Baxter, because not only was he a lousy guest, but he brought us bad turkey karma.
We started out by taking him with us wherever we went - shopping, scouting, roosting, and the last night (despite his poor behavior), we even let him share some beers with us around the campfire.
But, we had not forgotten his ungrateful actions, and we knew that he had been sneaking phone calls to mommy FLH and Huntnmommy, and complained about us. So, we decided to pay him back. First, since he kept bragging about what a big, grown up bull he was, we showed him how adult cattle end up..............over a fire!!!!
After that, we let him off the hook long enough to do the dishes!!! He needed to run some water for a change - instead of running his mouth!! And besides, he hadn't lifted a hoof to help the whole trip, so he was due for some work. It was hardly worth it though, as the whole time he kept whining about getting "dishpan hoof".
Finally, we decided that if he wanted to act like a grown up cow, then he could sleep like a grown up cow as well. No more warm comfy bed, tucked in with his head on a pillow. Nooooooooo, you want to be a real cow Baxter??? Well then boy, sleep like a real cow!!! We stripped him down naked, just like real cows, then threw him out into the cold night air to wait for dawn, just like real cows. Heck, he even got to use a camp fire rock for a pillow.
The last morning we gave him one last chance to redeem himself. We took him hunting again. At first, we thought he had learned his lesson, and was behaving rather well.................
..........but, before you knew it, he was back to his old tricks again. Every time a gobbler came in, he would jump up, run into the middle of the decoys, drop to all fours, and start grazing and mooing, and of course, he scared off the turkeys.
The dogwood trees were blooming as well, and Baxter just couldn't resist jumping into every one he saw, and yelling, "When the dogwoods are blooming, Baxter is mooing!!!"
I feel sorry for whoever has to take him hunting next. He is one bad little cow. What do you expect from a guy raised by two women? He needed a man around to whip his a$$ into shape when he was younger. After he reads this, I'm sure he will be an angel when he hunts with Daddy 6 and others, but we will all know the truth already. Baxter brings bad turkey karma with him wherever he goes.
FL:OMG, you guys are so mean!!
huntnmommy and i did a great job in raising him....but he's got balls which explains the problem child side of him.
Threatening the lil guy with flames and making him sleep outside was uncalled for!!!
YOU LET HIM DRINK A BEER....did y'all do turkey shots too??
but i'm glad you made him help with the camp chores...even though im not totally shocked that y'all would be slackasses....when we go it seems like janice and i are the ones cleaning up behind y'all all the time....at least now we know that y'all are capable so next time we all go up we'll cook and y'all can do the dishes.
i soooooooo don't believe that he would go grazin' when the turkeys were enroute...he looks like he was tryin' to hunt hard when y'all let him actually hunt....(Good job my lil moo man)....but i can believe that he gave y'all **** runs in the family)!!
baxter,how's mommy's lil moo man?? i'm glad you're home safely and i'm glad you had fun...even though daddy jim and unky aaron couldn't failed you as guides....when uncle steve comes down this weekend we'll have you go with him so you'll have a real shot at getting one...and he won't treat you like some redheaded step cow...he's much nicer than they are....you'll see.
btw, i'm soooo happy to see that you love dogwoods too...they've been my favorite since i was 6-7yrs old.
love ya bunches lil guy...give daddy jim kisses for me and i'll see you friday....BEHAVE!! and try not to traumatize Drake too much!!
BAXTER:huntnmommy and mommy flh~
i love daddy jim and unky aaron but you guys need to hook me up with some real turkey hunters....you'd think that all the turkeys in south carolina were deaf cause they couldn't call in a bird to safe their lives.
can't wait to hunt with uncle steve and lil oth....i know that they'll score me a nice bird!!
RnS:Should have known you would not believe us and would support Baxter.
FYRESTORM:Well, that was the hardest 4 days of turkey hunting I have ever experienced. And I blame it all on Baxter.
HUNTNMA:Y'all deserved that bad turkey karma after treating our lil moo man like that...poor guy finally goes turkey hunting and all he gets is tramatized.
love the pic of 2 grown men drinking a beer with a cow in camo, lmao....that is too funny.
Too bad y'all didn't see anything, hopefully all will have a better season from now on.
BENHUNTIN: Yea, yea. Blame it on the cow. lol
That is too funny. Better luck next time fellas. Season is still young.
OLE OSCEOLA:You gave him alcohol that's utterly disgusting
FL: Ole_Osceola wrote: You gave him alcohol that's utterly disgusting
booooooooooooo.....lol....wish i would have thought of it.
and honey, i'm not taking his side....completely....i know y'all had your hands full but he's a newbie and our lil moo man sooooo y'all should have been more open minded....plus, i didn't see pics of you guys hanging from a rake over a burning fire or buck nekkid out in the cold....but i would love to...lol.
BAXTER: Fyrestorm wrote: Well, that was the hardest 4 days of turkey hunting I have ever experienced. And I blame it all on Baxter.
Are you kidding me? What was so hard about sitting around drinking beer, making fun of my Mommy's behind thier backs and making those God awful sounds with that Diaphram thingy. You two should have kept your receipts and took those things back, they are obviously defective. I knew I should have went to hunt with Joe or Six first.
And when you made me wash the dishes, you don't know what I did when ya'lls backs were turned. Momma Flh, if you go up there be sure and bring your own cup .
RnS:You may wish to mind your P's & Q's there little man. I still have you in my possession, and it's not too late to ship you back for a reunion with Daddy Neckringer before OTH gets here tomorrow.
Baxter:Is it to late to say I'm sorry Big Daddy. Ya'll are without a doubt the two best turkey hunters I've ever hunted with in my entire life.
RnS:Sorry pal, I don't detect any sincerity in your mooing. I've got to get off the computer now. Need to pack you up in a box and overnight your butt to S. Florida. I just got off the phone with Neckringer, he is waiting for you. See ya 'round Baxter, your season just got hijacked!!!!
BAXTER:Well mooo you then! Enjoy your next cup of coffee in SC.
RnS:Nice try little moo guy!!! I don't drink coffee!! You should get to know someone better than that before you try to break bad.
You may have pee'ed in Fyre's cup, but the next trip up, he is taking Mrs. Fyre, and little moo guy, let me tell you, she is one BALL OF FIRE!!! When she finds out you pee'ed in her coffee cups........well, let's just say, you'll be happy to be in S. Florida with Daddy Neckringer instead of having to face off with her!!
I'm sure Fyre will agree with me on that!!
OK, headed to the post office with you now!!
BAXTER:Bout time. I've had enough of your whinning
RnS:Baxter, you really should consult with your buddy, the Spelling Cow, before you post.
BAXTER:I never claimed to be the smartest cow. I'd rank my spelling and your turkey hunting neck and neck.
RnS:The season is still young, and I always do well. Nice try on that one too little moo. I'm hoping this season will move my turkey hunting skills on par with your arrogance.
I should have been less kind to you in SC, but no worries, Neckringer will soon have you in one hand, and a beer and cigarette in the other.
Baxter:I'm going to break down and get me one of those human dictionary's. Arrogance, is that something to do with bow-huntin?
I ain't worried about Neckringer, I already told him he might catch a btd if he messes with me.
RnS:You don't need a dictionary Backstur, just go look in the mirror if you want to know what arrogance looks like. I see you have gotten Huntnmommy's mean side in you.
FYRESTORM:Rut, instead of venison steaks the last night we should have had BEEF steaks.
Then, we would have scored the next morning.
BAXTER:Mean? Let's see. First picture hanging out with the boy's drinking beer. No problem. Second picture I'm tied to a rake being cooked over an open fire, third picture I'm forced into mamual labor, fourth picture I'm stripped naked and thrown out in the cold all night, sixth picture you violate me and grab a camera before I can pull my camo's back up. Yeah, I'm sorry for being mean to you.
FYRESTORM: Baxter wrote: Mean? Let's see. First picture hanging out with the boy's drinking beer. No problem. Second picture I'm tied to a rake being cooked over an open fire, third picture I'm forced into mamual labor, fourth picture I'm stripped naked and thrown out in the cold all night, sixth picture you violate me and grab a camera before I can pull my camo's back up. Yeah, I'm sorry for being mean to you
If you think about it you have it much better than a real cow.
DEXTER THE BULL:Dang bro, You should move north with me. These guys in the Midwest treat you so many way, you are for sure going to like one of em.
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FL:well hey there dexter...it's nice to meet you....you're a handsome lil duder!!
FYRESTORM:Another cow?
RnS:Oh geez, next thing you know, there will be a whole herd of them!!!
LOL!!!
I guess Backstur needed to call in some reinforcements!!!
BAXTER: Dexter wrote: Dang bro, You should move north with me. These guys in the Midwest treat you so many way, you are for sure going to like one of em.
Dex, what up cuzz? I ain't seen you sense we did that Chick-Filet commercial together. I could use some good back up on here .
HuntnMa: RutnNStrutn wrote: You don't need a dictionary Backstur, just go look in the mirror if you want to know what arrogance looks like. I see you have gotten Huntnmommy's mean side in you.That's my boy
RnS:Well I took Backstabber, er, uh, I meant Baxter hunting, and his ungrateful butt got his first bird.
Later he celebrated by hunting more with MommyFLH.
When we got home, he decided to have fun with OTK while the young hunter took a nap.
FL: here we are with my bird....he just had to jump in!!
DROPDAHAMMER5010:Way to go Baxter! Got that monkey off your back and now those turks are just flocking to you!
OLESIXBEARDS:Congrats so far Baxter. Be sure and save those tail feathers.
DOC:Looking forward to your Michigan stay, Baxter. So is the little one.
Hope these "warm up" Hunts prep you for your main one of the year come May
RnS:Baxter's transformation has begun. Florida1 rubbed Baxter all over himself, (kinda reminded me of a Neckringerish move!! and proclaimed that Baxter's bad luck days were over. Plus, if anyone can get rid of Baxter's bad karma, it's Ole6,000,000beards. I don't think that even Bad Luck Baxter's bad karma can overcome the Ole6 magic.
FL:Baxter was never back luck. He just got blamed because the guys couldn't accept reality...lol.
RnS:Negative young lady, your just partial to your cow.
BAXTER:Well I made it to Olesix's house. I've won a few quarters playing quarter toss. Me and Otk have been cleaning Six's clock on this game. We went hunting this morning in all the bad weather. We did here a couple gobble at the thunder and even seen a few hens but no luck with the longbeards yet. I think we might have killed one but Otk went to Chucking on the slate call. I think he was trying to cluck but he calls it Chucking. Anyway here's a couple of pictures. I was checking my pm's last night and Six caught me and took my picture, then this morning he got me again while I was taking a peek at a hen, had to make sure there was no beard.
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DOC:I think the chances of this little cow bagging a bird during this stay are pretty darn good.
BAXTER:This is for all you doubters who dubbed me Bad Luck Baxter . I just hooked up with a real turkey hunter in Ohioturkeykiller aka (Isaac) and this is how our morning went. Bad rain, but dead turkey The weather has been terrible but man we've had a blast.
OLESIXBEARDS:All this talk about Baxter being bad luck is bull. He's been here two days and we've had birds in killing range both days(In bad weather). I'm talking steady high winds, rain, lightning and thunder.
In fact word on the street in the turkey hunting community is that turkeys are staring to fear Baxter. Some are even calling him Olesixbulls. He can hunt with me anytime, unlike some folks Otk said we killed a good bird and didn't have to use Baxter as an excuse for not killing any even with all the bad weather.
DROPDAHAMMA5010:Congrats Baxter to you and OTK! That sounds like quite a feat with all that bad weather! Good Job!
RnS: RutnNStrutn wrote: Baxter's transformation has begun. Florida1 rubbed Baxter all over himself, and proclaimed that Baxter's bad luck days were over. Plus, if anyone can get rid of Baxter's bad karma, it's Ole6,000,000beards. I don't think that even Bad Luck Baxter's bad karma can overcome the Ole6 magic.
And I rest my case. Congrats Baxter on becoming a positive force instead of the negative cow you once were. Good job Ole6,000,000beards on completing the transformation of Baxter that Florida1 started!!!
FIREDUP:Thats pretty awesome there.
FL:that's beyond awesome....i'm sooooo happy for you guys...and then some!!! i have like the bigggggggest smile on my face right now!! lil oth- congrats on a great bird!!! i'm very proud of you!!! you're a turkey killin' fool!!
baxter, errr, i mean olesixbulls- i'm glad you're having a great time and y'all are finally killin' turkeys....i knew you weren't bad luck.
daddy jim and i are going to try again in a few hours...we'll keep you updated.
BAXTER:Good luck Moomy and Daddy Jim.
We went on a hog hunt yesterday afternoon. We didn't see any hogs but we saw a lot of other critters. Otk, Oth and Olesix double dog dared me to lick the Bear and stick my butt in the Gators mouth I said no way! Then they called me Chicken, and nobody calls me Chicken. I was just hoping things would turn out better for me than it did for the last person who let those words get them into trouble. Anyway I went for it and everything turned out ok, I did have to wash my Camo's when we got back home though. After I did it I double dog dared and called Olesix a Chicken and he just said Baaaawk, Baaaawk, Baaaawk. I'm thinking that might be the smart way to go from now on.
HuntnMa:woohoooooooo, congrats to you all, I never doubted you my baby, I know you're a good luck bull......
BAXTER:Hey Mommy Hm. I miss you. I wanted to call you and tell you about an accident I had while hunting with Oth, Otk and Olesix. I tried calling but it's hard to dial a cell phone when you have hoove's, I kept getting some 1-900 number called Big Moo Momma's. Don't get mad when it shows up on the phone bill, it seems to happen everyday
Anyway when we went hunting the other morning and I had to go......well you know. And I couldn't find a zipper on my camo's, so I did what I had to do. I want to know if you can fix them when I get back home, sewing them back up beats the alternative Sorry about the pic's everyone, I guess I should have had on my Sponge Bob undies.
DROPDAHAMMA5010:HAHA!! Dont worry baxter, it happens to the best of us!
FL:OMG, Baxter, you blew your britches out!!
i'm laughin' so hard i'm cacklin'...lol.
i'm glad you are having so much fun...congrats you to guys for gettin' another turkey....y'all are kickin' some turkey butts bigtime!!!
we miss you tons and bunches!! and i'll type more when i get some more time....daddy jim and i kicked some turkey butt today...wish you would have been there.
have fun on your next adventure lil moo man....btw, the next time you call me mooooomy i'm takin' your turkey call away...lol.
FLORIDA1:Baxter I have proven you are not bad luck. I killed a bird Fri. morning, so tell Rut I did give you the good mojo rub on Monday.
BAXTER:Florida1 I was a little nervous when I heard you were going to give me a good mojo rub, I wasn't sure what my mojo was but thanks. It's becoming almost a daily ritual for me now
HUNTNMA:looks like someone is getting fed well, lol......or you need to lay off the beer.
We'll talk about that phone bill later......
FLORIDA1:Let the mojo flow!
OLESIXBEARDS:I'm taking a day or two off from turkey hunting with Olsix. I made a new friend today. I like him, his name is Lugar. And no-one seems to mess with me when I'm hanging with him.
RnS:You two are looking awfully cozy there Baxter. All Lugar needs is a pair of sunglasses, a beer and a cig, and you'd be having a Neckringer flashback!!!
FLORIDA1:Alright Baxter, I'm hearing way too much about you and Neckringer. What's the real story here?
RnS:Here's the deal Florida1. Baxter begged Huntnmoommy and Flmoommy to let him go visit Neckringer, because he
thought Neck was cool. Reluctantly, knowing that Neckringer was a baaaaaaaaaaad boy, they still let him go.
You know how it is trying to control a wild teenaged cow. Anyway, he goes down to visit Neckringer,
and doesn't call, write, text or anything for a week. Huntnmoommy and Flmoommy were worried sick.
But finally, Neckringer had the NNN hunt you like so much, and while he was up for it, he brought Baxter back by
when we had that year's meet n' greet at Tosohatchee.
Anyway, to make a long story short, Huntnmoommy and Flmoommy were SHOCKED to see how "close" Baxter and
Neckringer had become. Baxter would later say that Neckringer had a drinking problem and had abused him, but to
tell you the truth, I don't believe Baxter. I think he liked it. If you'll notice, he has the same stupid smirk on his face,
with his tongue hanging out. Does that look to you like he is being abused?? I know, I didn't think so either.
Here Baxter is, having the time of his life with his pal Neckringer.
And take careful note of this last picture. Again, notice that Baxter does not appear to be in any distress, and appears
to be totally enjoying himself. In fact, he is in almost the exact same position that he is in with Lugar. I believe I
see a pattern developing here. Abused??? I don't think so!!! That is "udderly" ridiculous!!
FL:he's going to have flashbacks now...ronnie, make sure he doesn't start sleep walking...ti can get ugly....and keep your guns out of his reach...he can't be held responsible for anything he does when he's having his nightmares.
baxter, luger is very handsome...i'm glad y'all are becoming friends....just make sure he doesn't turn you into a chew toy....you thought neckringer traumatized you...being a chew toy is MUCH worse.
FLORIDA1:Okay, Now I understand. Baxter you probably have some really good stories. Your lucky Neckringer didn't use you for bait down in flamingo. Consider yourself lucky.
DROPDAHAMMA5010:Rut you should have been a lawyer...you pleaded your case very well!
BAXTER:If I ever get to hunt with Neckchoker there's going to be a hunting accident. He don't know it but I've put a turkey curse on him. Ask him how many birds he got close to this weekend but couldn't close the deal. Mess with the Bull and you get the horns, all 2" of them.
Don't worry Moomy, my therapy has almost eliminated the sleep browsing
BENHUNTIN:Just got a messege from the bewildered bovine. He says he'll be heading down my way shortly.
I kind of got mixed feelings about his visit.
I found the lil guy at the Walgreens orphanage a few years ago and thought it would be cool to let the hunting gals adopt him. Seeing that they had this big fear of cows and all.
Well, ever since then, my turkey hunting luck has gone down the crapper.
I have shot at and missed 6 birds since then. Now im not putting all the blame on the little fella. But i do think the bad turkey mojo was alot to blame.
The good news, from what im hearing, is that several folks have started killing birds with the Baxinator at their side. Hopefully that is a sign that
the MOjo has turned.
Wish us luck. LOts and lots of luck.
BAXTER:I'll be there one day next week. Don't worry about missing six birds, that was all your fault . No bad luck attached to this bovine, we'll kill one when I get there. Have supper ready when I get there.
OLESIXBEARDS:I'm going to hate to see ya go after our hunt this weekend Baxter. I guess I'll see you in three or four weeks in Ohio. Be sure and help Dave kill a bird or two. Let him kill one first.
Dave you might want to put Baxter on a diet, or buy him some bigger britches. Don't look at him when he bends down to pick something up, you might see something you don't want to see.
RnS: benhuntin wrote: ever since then, my turkey hunting luck has gone down the crapper. I have shot at and missed 6 birds since then.
Told ya FLH, BAD LUCK BAXTER!!!!! 
olesixbeards wrote: Don't look at him when he bends down to pick something up, you might see something you don't want to see.
Aaaaaaargh!! Nasty cow butt!!! Baxter, will you stop ripping your pants already???
DROPDAMMA5010:Baxter...my mom always told me to make sure i had clean shorts on just in case. I suggest you do the same unless you want the world to see your "udders"
OTH:Heard thru the fenceline that Baxter laid the smack down on one!!!! Hope he gets to a computer soon.
RnS:I'm headed out tomorrow morning for a hunt at an awesome place!! I was feeling really good about it until I was driving home from scouting today. About the time I drove by Baxter Road, I knew I was screwed.
FL:baxter is not bad luck.....y'all need to start accepting responsibility for your own luck and stop blaming a poor, defensive, and adorable lil bovine.
baxter,
i'm soooo proud of you...can't wait to see the pics and get details....hugs to my favorite lil moo man!!!
OLESIXBEARDS:Well Baxter done good. We went to Ga early Friday morning. We didn't get to hunt long because we had to leave early and work on my Dad's truck. We did get to hunt long enough to see three strutters in a field.
It didn't take as long as we had thought to fix the truck so we headed back to the field around 5:00. After some pretty good calling from Baxter I see several birds entering the field. Several Jakes and a hen .About thirty minutes later I see about 15 gobblers come into the field, four with swinging beards and the rest Jakes and no hens ,Baxter went to purring and got them headed our way. I knew he was going to have to get them close because of the limited range on his turkey special shotgun. He laid the smackdown on a goodun at 12 yards at 7:10 p.m. Right at 20lbs., 10 1/2" beard and 1 5/16" spurs. Here are a few pictures from this weekend.
Baxter scoping out some Jakes
Baxter dragging out his prize
Baxter showing off his prize
Baxter showing off the nice spurs
And me and Baxter together
Later that night Baxter went missing. I looked almost everywhere and couldn't find him. Then I heard him doing his Moo dance, I looked up and he had climbed up to Six's perch. I ask him what he was doing and he said reloadiing on turkey Mojo for the rest of his season..
RNS:Nice going 6, I knew if anyone could straighten Baxter out, it would be you.
BAXTER:Yep, I have reloaded on the good turkey Mojo and I'm headed to Benhuntin's tomorrow. Man this turkey killing is better than turkey hunting. I'm looking forward to the rest of the season. I've got several more states to hit, I think I have enough Mojo now to pull off a few more kills, if not I'll get Six to bring me some more when I hook back up with him and FW707 in Ohio towards the end of the month.
RnS:Good luck BLB, you're going on a whirlwind tour that most people can only dream of!!
OLE6:Well, Baxter is on his way to Crawfordville Florida for his next adventure. Watch out for the snakes and gators Baxter. Ya'll have fun.
RNS:Back to his original Daddy, awwwwwwww.
FL:awwwwwww....hope you guys have fun....give him tons of cow lickies!!
congrats on your bird...you're making me prouder than a pig in poop!!
FLORIDA1:Baxter thank you for the mojo exchange!
BAXTER:It seemed to help us both. I think you enjoyed it a little more that I did though.
FL:you need to show florida1 some respect lil moo man.....he's the one who gave you the good turkey mojo...might not want to cross him.
RNS:He has no respect for those that are good to him. After all, look at Fyre and I. We took him on his first turkey hunts, and look what he did to us. Ungrateful little moo!!!
HUNTINFOOL:At least he didn't leave you any cow-patties.
BAXTER: flhuntress wrote: you need to show florida1 some respect lil moo man.....he's the one who gave you the good turkey mojo...might not want to cross him.
Your right Moomy. I'm sorry Florida1. It's I just spent a week with Olesix. And if you spend a week with him you tend to get an attitude. Ohioturkeykiller was only there three days and his voice got deeper.
FL:lol...well if he can influence oth then you're defenseless so i understand...i'm sure florida1 does as well....and i'm very proud of you for mooing up and saying sorry!! my lil moo man is growing up!!
you probably just needed to spend more time with "father figures" or in your case "uncle figures".
OLE6:I do seem to have that effect on people.
DROPDAHAMMA5010:Baxter, again im sorry things didnt work out for us in NC this year but here is what you missed yesterday. I figured you would have enjoyed it!
BAXTER:That looks like my Uncle Fester on the end with the curly hair. If thats him then thats a hair piece
DEXTER:Dadgum it Baxter, don't insult Aunt Ester by saying she looks like Uncle Fester. Maybe you need some glasses.
BAXTER:What up Cuz? Looks like all the family has put on a couple hundred pounds since I last saw them.
FL:seeeeeeeeee, they are EVIL!!!! they keep coming back for more!!!!
i would have wet myself without even thinkin' about it...lol.
when baxter gets home i'll take him to the eye doctor.....along with his "other" doctor to make sure he doesn't come home with any "keepsakes" from his new huntin' buddies!!
BENHUNTIN:seeeeeeeeee, they are EVIL!!!! they keep coming back for more!!!!
i would have wet myself without even thinkin' about it...lol.
when baxter gets home i'll take him to the eye doctor.....along with his "other" doctor to make sure he doesn't come home with any "keepsakes" from his new huntin' buddies!!
HUTNMA:See , all you needed was a lil of that Baxter's mojo
OLE6:Good job and congrats Benhuntin. You to Baxter, and good luck in Ky.
BAXTER:Yep, we done good!
I'm packing for Kentucky now. Olesix tells me I better be in shape when I hunt there. Well, I'm in shape. It's not a very good one though. I'm afraid if I fall over with my shape I might roll a long way up there. FW707 may have to carry me up the hills.
BENHUNTIN:10" beard, 1.25 in spurs, 17 lb
Jake, 5 inch beard, 1/2 inch spurs, 12lb
HUNTNMA:Woohooooooo, congrats to you and Benhuntin'.....
I hope you're not ruining your diet Baxter, by now you should be able to conquer the moutains,the swamps, and even mooommy Fl.'s cat Danny.......aka, mr.man.
FL:baxter has witnessed danny/aka mr.man kick ellie mae hounddogs butt so he knows not to even go there....very smart cow!!
congrats to both you and your original daddy...now it's time that daddy jim admits that he was wrong and post up that you are NOT bad luck!!
have fun with fw707....behave...he's kinda sheltered...lol.
HUNTNMA: flhuntress wrote: ..now it's time that daddy jim admits that he was wrong and post up that you are NOT bad luck!!
.I do believe you are correct.
FW707: Baxter wrote: I'm packing for Kentucky now. Olesix tells me I better be in shape when I hunt there. Well, I'm in shape.Yep, you're definitely in shape. Round is a shape, and you are round!
flhuntress wrote: have fun with fw707....behave...he's kinda sheltered...lol.fl, it's a good thing you didn't know me before Sweetie turned me away from all my wicked ways!
RNS: flhuntress wrote: now it's time that daddy jim admits that he was wrong and post up that you are NOT bad luck!!
HA!!!!
It's not my fault that you and Huntnmoomy were bad moms who didn't bring Baxter up right.
Baxter was indeed a bad luck cow. He brought Fyre and I nothing but bad luck in SC and tried to ruin my opening weekend hunt here in FLA, like he did for OTH & OTK. Only my superior woodsmanship allowed me to overcome Baxter's bad cowma.
Baxter is simply a changed cow now. He started losing his bad cowma when Florida1 rubbed Baxter all over himself to give him so good mojo. The move reminded Baxter of Neckringer's forbidden love for him, and that started scaring him straight. Of course bad cows can't be straightened out over night, and he brought torrential rains to Alabama for OTH & OTK's visit. But even Bad Luck Baxter's bad cowma couldn't overcome Ole6,000,000beards good turkey karma (plus it doesn't hurt to hunt on turkey farms
So Baxter is now a changed cow. He has seen the light, and been able to overcome being raised by inattentive moomy's that left him craving attention, which he got by manifesting his needs through his bad behavior, and he also overcame Neckringer's forbidden love of Baxter. No, I won't admit that I was wrong, because I wasn't. But, I will congratulate Baxter on overcoming a rough early life, and becoming a good turkey hunting pal to some of the Zoners. Hopefully, he won't have a bad behavior relapse.
(PS Baxter, the MOUNTAINS of Kentucky are nothing like the flat pastures of Florida. You probably ought to ride in FW707's vest when you are headed uphill. )
FL: you have a dark side??!! too funny....watch out cause baxter will bring it out...btw, don't forget to squeeze his hands....he reeeeeeeeaally likes it when you do that...but don't do it in the woods!!!
BAXTER:I don't mind when people squeeze my hands. But please don't sqeeze my moo moo's. I get nervous when that happens.
DOC:I can only promise that when you make your Michigan arrival, there will be NO squeezing anything here!
FW707:Dang Baxter!!!!!!
Where you at???
I hope you ain't had a wreck somewhere!
BIRMAN:Thanks Baxter, I know you have been busy with some other zoners this week, but it sure was kind of you to offer your cousin Rackster's services.
She helped me locate this bird Wednesday.
She said after she was done giuding me, the hunting would only get better, and she was off to greener pastures. 
HUNTNMA:That is a GREAT Birdman, just awesome, lol.......
DROPDAHAMMA5010:HAHHA! Looks like baxter may can get a girlfriend now! Birdman you may need to send him a phone number
BAXTER: fw707 wrote: Dang Baxter!!!!!!
Where you at???
I hope you ain't had a wreck somewhere!
I'm on the way. Patience! I'm driving as fast as my four hooves will let me. I miss some turns every now and then because it's hard to turn the steering wheel with my belly in the way.
Birdman, I knew Rackster wouldn't let you down. Thats why I volunteered her services.
BAXTER:Holy crud! Ya'll weren't kidding about the hills at Fw707's  I was standing on all fours and had to look up to see my tail. A Bull needs two short legs and two long legs just to stand up here.
BENHUNTIN: birdman wrote: Thanks Baxter, I know you have been busy with some other zoners this week, but it sure was kind of you to offer your cousin Rackster's services.
She helped me locate this bird Wednesday.
She said after she was done giuding me, the hunting would only get better, and she was off to greener pastures.
LOL,,,,,,,thats priceless.
Baxter wrote: Holy crud! Ya'll weren't kidding about the hills at Fw707's I was standing on all fours and had to look up to see my tail. A Bull needs two short legs and two long legs just to stand up here.Well im glad you finally made it up there. I was getting a might worried.
BAXTER:And I was getting a might hungry.
RNS: Baxter wrote: Holy crud! Ya'll weren't kidding about the hills at Fw707's I was standing on all fours and had to look up to see my tail. A Bull needs two short legs and two long legs just to stand up here.
I told ya!!!
FL: glad you're safe...don't make me worry like that!!
i can't wait to see the pics of your adventures with fw707.
birdman~ LOVE THAT PIC!!!!
BENHUNTIN:Baxter hung around down here until the last minute. I think hes in looove.
OLE6:They make a cute couple, not sure what the kids would look like though.
DOC:That could be one ugly little cow baby.
BAXTER:Kids? I don't think my Mooomy's are ready to become Grand Mooomy's.
FL:noooooooo way am i going to be a grand moomy!!
you'll be gettin' that extra udder snipped off!!!
BAXTER: flhuntress wrote: you'll be gettin' that extra udder snipped off!!!
How would I go number one?
FIREDUP:
I don' think Baxter has seen real hills yet.....
And the word is apparently out on what a multi-state hoppin' little stud he is.... I hear that cowgirls are on the alert all over! On the up side...you granmoomies could get some serious hunting in while visiting all the little grankiddycows....
BENHUNTIN: flhuntress wrote: noooooooo way am i going to be a grand moomy!!
you'll be gettin' that extra udder snipped off!!!Dont worry FL. HIs girlfriend was fixed years ago. They could always adopt though.
BAXTER: benhuntin wrote: Dont worry FL. HIs girlfriend was fixed years ago.
What was wrong with her? She looked FINE to me.
Ya'll better lock up all your Heffer's cause Baxters on the loose. I'm really looking forward to going to Ohio next week. I've heard some good things about the Heffers up that way. Six is trying to get me to video the remainder of my season. He say's we need to start our own video serie's called "Baxters gone Wild". Don't worry Moomie's, I haven't gone to wild. But I will be hanging with FW707, Olesix, Oth and Otk next week, and you know what a wild bunch they can be .
COALMAN:Hi Baxter,
We are honored you have accepted our offer to attend Maine Turkey Camp 2009. Both Moomies agree it would be a great way to end your season.
Starting in Florida and ending Maine. You will be a well traveled.
We have a surprise for you when you get here in May. I know some young ladies I would like you to meet. They were all giddy when I told them you were coming.
See you the week of May 11th.
Coalman
BAXTER:I may skip Ohio Wow, I can't wait to get to meet them. How come they all have one ear-ring except the cutie on the left?
RNS: Baxter wrote: How come they all have one ear-ring except the cutie on the left?
Ummm Baxter, you might want to get some glasses. The ones with only one earring are GUYS!!!!! The one with 2 earrings is the girl. Lack of horns doesn't mean anything, you should know that by now, you little horn cow.
Do you have something to tell us Baxter? Did your little rendezvous with Neckringer leave you a changed cow????
BAXTER:If them are dude's I might be one of those bibovinian's. You ain't going to convince me that those are Bulls.
Oh, and don't provoke me. I've been behaving lately.
FL:OMG, too funny!!
and yes you have been behaving and i'm glad but you can still have a badcow moment or two if you'd like...you deserve it....just no grandcows!! unless you adopt or get together with a lady friend who has grown children or her own...make sure they have land to hunt on.
have fun in your adventures...don't forget pics!!
COALMAN:"I've only have eyes for you".
I'll be keeping my eye on Baxter moomies when we hunt the farm.
Maybe Baxter could produce a champion milker? There are over 400 ladies here to choose from.
Mrs Coalman says we have to visit a lighthouse and bring you out for some Maine lobster on your visit.
You should come more often.
THUNDERCHICKEN:Baxter, you mind calling for me? I am not the best caller and I hear you can really run a turkey call!
BAXTER: Coalman wrote: Maybe Baxter could produce a champion milker? There are over 400 ladies here to choose from.
Mrs Coalman says we have to visit a lighthouse and bring you out for some Maine lobster on your visit.
You should come more often.
I may never leave ....
Thunderchicken, I'd be glad to do some calling for you. I'm pretty booked for the rest of this year though. If my Moomies let me hunt next year I'll try and hook up with you and help you with the calling. I must say my calling has really improved during my adventures this year. Not mentioning any names Daddy J, but I've hunted with people that have shown me how not to and when not to call, and then I've hunted with some that taught me when to and how to call. I even learned how to chuck on on pot call, thanks Otk, that has come in handy.
flhuntress wrote: and yes you have been behaving and i'm glad but you can still have a badcow moment or two if you'd like...you deserve it...don't forget pics!!
Now that we have established that and Daddy Jim has provoked me, here's a picture I took on one of my first hunts. You know Daddy Jim likes to ride his mountain bike to some of his hunting spots, and he hunt's some pasture land in Florida. He has seen how close I can get to the birds so he figured this should be a sure thing for hunting Osceolas. He offered to give me a ride but I decided it would be in my best interest to just walk in. I didn't want any of my relatives to think I was making fun of them by riding with some guy on a bike with Howdy Doody ears in a cow suit.
FL:the truth finally comes out...i knew he was hiding something from me....but i didn't have a clue it was this disturbing.
Coalman wrote: "I've only have eyes for you".
hey baxter, she is a pretty lil girl....she can come home with you but NO GRANDCOWS!!!
HUNTNMA:lmao, looks like you've been having a grand time buddy
Looks like you're getting quite the name for yourself...rumor had it you were in Va. with me, this one heard you were in the truck and tried blocking the road.You better be behaving around the ladies never thought of him as a "Ladies Man" before, lol, especially after Neckringer, lol. Our boy is growing up Fl.
yep, he's growing up....way too fast...but as long as he keeps his udder in his britches i'm ok with it.
to be continued....
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