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Sarcastic Remarks to Get You Through the Day:
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Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day:
1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
2. Do I look like a damn people person?
3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
8. You!... Off my planet!
9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
10. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
12. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
13. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
14. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
15. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
16. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
17. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
18. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
19. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
20. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
21. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
22. It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
23. A woman's favorite position is CEO.
24. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
25. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
26. Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
27. So many freaks, so few circuses.
29. Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
30. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
31. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
32. I plead contemporary insanity.
33. And which dwarf are you?
34. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
35. Meandering to a different drummer.
36. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?
Tags: Funny
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