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 Redneck Women, Ya Gotta Love 'em
© 2007 W.R. Benton, all rights reserved
I've been married to a redneck woman forever and let me tell ya, they ain't easy to live with. They have it easy, if they're married to a redneck man, like me, ‘cause we're God's gift to mankind. The cost to keep a redneck man is pretty cheap, compared to other men, after all, all we need is a tin of tobacco, six pack of beer, RC® cola, and a Moon Pie every now and again. We bring wild game in and mo... Read More

The phone rang very early one Saturday mornin’, way before the rooster crows, and Foxy groaned. It can only mean one thang, she thought as she shuffled in her slippers toward the kitchen to put coffee on, he’s goin’ on ‘nother fishin’ trip. Makin’ coffee, she could hear Mule on the phone with Bubba Lee and they were plannin’ a fishin’ trip. Mule’s voice grew louder with excitement as she heard him talkin’ to his cousin. Mule glanced at her, covered the microphone on the phone with his... Read More

THE PENTAGON ANNOUNCED TODAY THE FORMATION OF A NEW 500-MAN ELITE FIGHTING UNIT CALLED THE UNITED STATES redneck SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF) THESE BOYS WILL BE DROPPED OFF IN IRAQ AND HAVE BEEN GIVEN ONLY THE FOLLOWING FACTS ABOUT TERRORISTS
#1: THE SEASON OPENED TODAY.
#2:THERE IS NO BAG LIMIT
#3: THEY TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN
#4:THEY DON'T LIKE BEER, PICKUPS OR COUNTRY MUSIC
#5:THEY A... Read More