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This apparently happened in western Queensland, Australia. The story goes, there were two pig shooters on a weeks holiday a days drive from home and hoping to gain access to a property that one of them had hunted on many years ago. The property had been sold and the original hunter went and spoke with the new owner. They were given the go ahead and the station owner told him there was a cow down by the yards with a broken leg. They could shoot it and take it with them for a bait dump. When the h... Read More

Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day:

1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
2. Do I look like a damn people person?
3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
8. You!... Off my planet!
9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of littl... Read More

Difference between Presidential Candidates...

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barak Obama was walking down a Washington, D.C. street when they came upon a homeless person.

The Republican, McCain, gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

Hillary was very impressed, so when they came upon another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the h... Read More

my buddy jimmy big time time wants your feed back on his new video promo,please check it out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVf_vLsjWqI... Read More

Roping A Deer ..(Names have been removed to protect the stupid!)
Actual Letter from someone who writes, and farms. .. ______________________________ __________________________

I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it.

The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me whe... Read More