I love trans fats, nicotine, spending vast amounts of my paychecks on gas for my V8 engine and driving aimlessly just to increase my "carbon footprint," poaching endangered or out-of-season species, automatic weaponry (not when poaching, but for home defense and/or to increase my likelihood of seamlessly merging onto major interstates in large cities), constitutional conservatives, land rights advocates, and those that believe that the Geneva Convention does not apply to the war on terrorism. Oh yes, I like puppies, but only those with a use such as labrador retrievers whom which I can train to retrieve ducks that I kill in order to support my laziness. I have also been told that I like sarcasm.