A lady was telling her neighbor that she saw a man driving a pick-up truck down the interstate, and a dog was hanging onto the tail gate for dear life!
She said if the pick-up truck driver hadn't been going so fast in the other direction, she would have tried to stop him.
A few weeks later, her neighbor saw this truck at the Bass Pro Shop. The pick-up truck driver is a local taxidermist with a great sense of humor! And it is not a dog it is a coyote.
OLD AGE SYMPTOMS When you like to be in a crowd because they keep you from falling down.
When the parts with arthritis are the parts that feel the best.
When your favorite section of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago today." When a big evening with your friends is sitting around comparing living wills.
When your knees buckle but your belt won't.
When your clothes go into your overnight bag so you can fill your suitcase with pills. When somebody you consider an old-timer calls you and old-timer.
When your idea of a change of scenery is looking to the right or left.
When your back goes out more than you do. When you want to be nostalgic and you can't remember anything.
When you don't care where your spouse goes, as long as you don't have to go along.
When it takes longer to rest than get tired. When getting "a little action" means you don't have to take a laxative.
There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory, the other two I forget.
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She said if the pick-up truck driver hadn't been going so fast in the other direction, she would have tried to stop him.
A few weeks later, her neighbor saw this truck at the Bass Pro Shop. The pick-up truck driver is a local taxidermist with a great sense of humor! And it is not a dog it is a coyote.
Thanks Hal for the add
OLD AGE SYMPTOMS
When you like to be in a crowd because
they keep you from falling down.
When the parts with arthritis
are the parts that feel the best.
When your favorite section of the newspaper
is "25 Years Ago today."
When a big evening with your friends
is sitting around comparing living wills.
When your knees buckle but your belt won't.
When your clothes go into your overnight bag
so you can fill your suitcase with pills.
When somebody you consider
an old-timer calls you and old-timer.
When your idea of a change of scenery
is looking to the right or left.
When your back goes out more than you do.
When you want to be nostalgic
and you can't remember anything.
When you don't care where your spouse goes,
as long as you don't have to go along.
When it takes longer to rest
than get tired.
When getting "a little action" means
you don't have to take a laxative.
There are three signs of old age.
The first is your loss of memory,
the other two I forget.
pass it to an old poop
Hello Let go for a bike ride
Will Hit all the good spots - We can even Check out for some deers - Fire up that Bike and lets go!!
IM HERE SAYING WHETHER IM ONLINE OR NOT YOUR FRIENDSHIP MEAN'S THE WORLD TO ME !!!! IM ALWAY'S THINKING OF YOU N WONDERING HOW YOU ARE
TODAY N MISSING YOU N UR'S N HEARING FROM YOU!!!
BUT ALWAY'S REMEMBER MY FRIENDSHIP TO YOU IS
100% REAL N WHEN IM NOT ON LINE IT'S FOR A VERY GOOD REASON...BUT IM MISSING CHECKING IN ON
MY SWEET SPECIAL WONDERFUL FRIEND'S!!!!!
I TRUELY LOVE MY FRIENDS N MISS YOU WHEN I DONT HEAR FROM YOU !!!!!
LOVE N HUG'S 4-LIFE...TRISH
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