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Outdoor Envy is a great Women’s Outdoor Organization that is all about getting women & kids involved in teh outdoors & keeping them there.
“Real Women Real Hunters™” is part of the Outdoor Envy™ philosophy of Women who Love to Hunt and share a love for the Great Outdoors! Hunting is only a portion of what we do: fishing, hiking, camping, photography, sporting dogs – whatever your outdoor passions. We have it here for you.
Our mission is to bring women of all ages together by sharing our love for the great outdoors. We hope to inspire each lady to explore the outdoors and discover for herself those aspects that are attractive to her. Our goal is to help women and kids reach their own personal goals. We hope to help them see many different aspects of the outdoors, whether it be hunting, fishing, camping or other great outdoor activities.
We have been active for several years, but now want to share what we do with all women, everywhere!
Our website www.outdoorenvy.com will keep you up to date on the latest news, articles, resources and tips to help you reach your goals as an outdoor woman. Members and pro staffers will contribute articles on their adventures, tips & techniques that will advance your skills. Additionally, we will expose you to wildlife and fisheries management news and conservation tips that enhance and continue to ensure you continue to enjoy the outdoors as a hunter & fisherwoman. Our members will also enjoy “Member Only” benefits and contest.
We are proud to have SHE Safari as the “Official Ladies Hunting Clothing of Outdoor Envy™”. Functional Hunting Gear while still looking Attractive & Fashionable!! We Wear It, We Hunt in It and We LOVE It!!!!
We invite all women and girls to become members. We will share experiences, enthusiasm, knowledge, and mentor other women and kids to develop and expand their outdoor skills. Friends & Family are important to us and we hope that we can bring you into our family as you share your outdoor adventures with your family & friends!
For more information check out www.outdoorenvy.com
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1:00 AM: Alarm clock rings.
2:00 AM: Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed.
2:30 AM: Throw everything except kitchen sink into pickup.
3:00 AM: Leave for deep woods.
3:15 AM: Drive back home to pick up gun.
3:30 AM: Drive like crazy to get to the woods before daylight.
4:00 AM: Set up camp. Forgot the stupid tent.
4:30 AM: Head for the woods.
6:05 AM: See eight deer.
6:06 AM: Take aim and squeeze trigger.
6:07 AM: CLICK.
6:08 AM: Load gun while watching deer go over hill.
8:00 AM: Head back to camp.
9:00 AM: Still looking for camp.
10:00 AM: Realize that you don't know where camp is.
NOON : Fire gun for help---eat wild berries.
2:15 PM: Run out of bullets---eight deer come back.
2:20 PM: Strange feeling in stomach.
2:30 PM: Realize that you ate poison berries.
2:45 PM: Rescued.
2:55 PM: Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped, throw up instead.
3:15 PM: Arrive back at camp.
3:30 PM: Leave camp to kill deer.
4:00 PM: Return to camp for bullets.
4:01 PM: Load gun---leave camp again.
5:00 PM: Empty gun on bug that is bugging you.
6:00 PM: Arrive at camp -- see deer grazing.
6:01 PM: Load gun.
6:02 PM: Fire gun.
6:03 PM: One dead pickup.
6:05 PM: Hunting partners arrive in camp dragging deer.
6:06 PM: Repress desire to shoot hunting partners.
6:07 PM: Fall into fire.
6:10 PM: Change clothing, throw burned ones in fire.
6:15 PM: Take pickup; leave hunting partners and deer in camp.
6:25 PM: Pickup boils over due to hole shot in block.
6:26 PM: Start walking.
6:30 PM: Stumble and fall, drop gun in mud.
6:35 PM: Meet bear.
6:36 PM: Take aim.
6:37 PM: Fire gun, blow up barrel that's plugged with mud.
6:38 PM: Mess pants.
6:39 PM: Climb tree.
11:00 PM: Bear leaves. Wrap gun around tree.
Midnight: Home at last. Fall on knees thanking Maker.
Next day: Watch football game on TV, slowly tearing up hunting license into small pieces, place in envelope, and mail to Game Warden.
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