CheVelle (the greatest trio ever, if you haven't vibed to an album you're not livin), Metallica, Deftones, The Game, Em, AZ, Breaking Benjamin, Rise Against, Nonpoint, Blues Traveler, 5 Finger Death Punch, Waylan Willie and the boys, Beastie Boys, Jason Mraz if I'm tryin to get laid, 2 Live Crew if it didn't work, Talib Kweli, Kanye, 50, CCR, Skynrd, Journey!, Noreaga, Blink, Box Car, Deftones, Lil Wayne, Garth, George Strait, Barry Walsh, Wheel of Fortune theme, my mouse, Border Magic theme song, My Kareoke which if you haven't heard yet, let me know and I would be glad to embarass myself and anyone I know in the bar for you, I love the music of my belly, my ringtones, Microsoft Word Paperclip Guy is a great performer, Anything Geibel....oh and, STICKEY WICKET, - cause if you didn't know - now you know....you know?

Angels and Demons was the last book I read. Too busy now....of course I still have plenty of time to get on here. Keep your smartass comments to yourself. hehe -

Magazines would include: Illinois Fish and Game, Easy Rider, Street Trucks, Sport Trucks, and Barely Legal, lol

Russian Roulette, The Roulette Table, Treasure Tens, Darts, Horse, Hide-N-Seek, The Suicide Shuffle, Legal Hunting, Bystandard Streaking, Not Dying, Fishing, Local Taverns, Whore Houses, Stand-up, Donald Trump's daughter, poking holes in peoples condomns, iJustine, painting my dog, any near death experience, I have a thing for calendars, air guitar, the Bush administration, McCain's Daughter, staring, smiling, laughing, girls over 18, well most of 'em, go Bo Magic 7 days a week, Primitive Pete, Slamming my Penis in the toilet seat, Hooters Girls, Goin Fast, Sharpie Markers, Texting, Having good intentions, home made penis pumps, Dr. McGillucundoodle's, Tuna Helper, putting lotion on the ear part of everyone's phone at work, upper deckers, gluing peoples calendars together, eating glue, sniffing super glue, talking to random people in the stall next to you, making others laugh, and an occasional binge.....Now Snap Crackle n Pop that Shit!

Things I hate: Spiders, Spiderman, Lamps that don't hump back, cds that don't work, poop that splashes poo water all over my ass which in turn makes me clean my whole ass with sandpaper shoot wipes that lead me to taking a shower, disrespectful birds who don't watch where there pooing, Danny off of Full House, AC Slater and his sly pimp tactics, Smelly Vaginas, cold coffee, Dunkin Donuts Prices, Barnes and Noble b/c I feel outta place, places that have telecheck - I'm writing you a bad check for a reason and stubble in the wrong area

Maybe one of the greatest things ever invented. Anything Comedy Central, my favorite is Comedy Central Presents Tyler Evans, Scrubs, Whammy, Lingo, CSI Vegas, Sports Center, The Cubbies, man I could go on forever....you see I don't have time to read...but damner I can watch me some tv son.

My baby boy! Ryder Lane Evans. Yeah I know the name is gonna be a punch line to so many jokes...I can't wait! - Sarah Palin - Our Founding Fathers