Lets say hobbies,and toys
Hunting, fishing, ATV's, hockey and shooting sports.
My Son Wyatt aka: Boo, is my main Interest and joy ! even if he shoots a Hoyt. I'm a PSE man myself, lol
AND THIS IS MY LITTLE HUNTING CAMP
Welcome to Ontario
Just in Time for Summer Vacation
THE RULES OF RURAL ONTARIO ARE AS FOLLOWS
Listen up City Slickers!
1.Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2.Turn your cap straight, your head isn't crooked.
3.Let's get this straight; it's called a 'dirt road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
4.They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? Hwy 7 & 401 goes east and west, Hwy 15 & 416 goes north and south. Pick one.
5.So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $150,000 combines and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.
6.So every person in rural Ontario waves. It's called 'being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
7.If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8.Yeah, we eat meat and potatoes. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.
9.The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer hunting season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
10.We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.
11.There's little for 'vegetarians' on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
12.When we set a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
13.You bring 'coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice.
14.You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
15.Ontario Hockey League and Minor Hockey is as important here as the Maple Leafs and Montreal Habs, and more fun to watch.
16.Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.
17.Colleges? We have them all over. We have Universities and Community Colleges. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come for the holidays.
18.We have a whole ton of folks in the Armed Forces. So don't mess with us. If you do, you will get whipped by the best.
19.Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers. (Refer back to #1).
20.TWO inches of snow & ice isn't a blizzard - it's a vacation. Drive like you got some sense in it, and DON'T take all our bread, milk, and bleach from the grocery stores. This ain't Alaska , worst case you may have to live a whole day without croissants. The pickups with snow blades and tractors with snow blowers will have you out the next day.
Have a good day,EH!!
The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it,
but noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the
President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and
$1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission
presented the following findings:
1.The stamp is in perfect order
2.There is nothing wrong with the glue
3.People are spitting on the wrong side
Have a great day!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up!
As always you bring a smile to my face!
Be safe!!!! Hurry Home!!!
Tell ur son I said hello!!!
Love ya my friend!!! Miss YOU!!!
Hope you have an AUSOME weekend!