Absolutely !!! Outta of the office today and chillin'. Are you being a book worm today? (Out at da "Liberrie"? )
Ok, how did you know that? And yes I was! Oh, the sun came out this afternoon finally after about 6 days of clouds & rain.....it hurt my eyes. Maybe its those crazy vampire hours I keep.....
thanks for the request- lookin forward to checking out your sites and videos. you will have to check out www.sfoutdoors.com and watch our latest episode, let me know what you think!
A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters, and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'
No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?'
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'
Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!'
The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it,
but noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the
President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and
$1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission
presented the following findings:
1.The stamp is in perfect order
2.There is nothing wrong with the glue
3.People are spitting on the wrong side
Thankyou for the request.I will be pissin on Peta in a couple of weeks to,and eating deer heart and enjoying it.Have a safe and great season from all here at the wizard.www.outdoorwizard.com for all your hunting needs.
tbirdz216 wrote:
Happy Thursday to you! Keep on pissin'!
Absolutely !!! Outta of the office today and chillin'. Are you being a book worm today? (Out at da "Liberrie"? )
Ok, how did you know that? And yes I was!
Yes, I just have to get a code off another page to put back up on my "about me" section!
A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters, and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'
No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?'
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'
Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!'
The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it,
but noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the
President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and
$1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission
presented the following findings:
1.The stamp is in perfect order
2.There is nothing wrong with the glue
3.People are spitting on the wrong side
Doediver wrote:
GutPileStyle wrote:
Hey Bud, not to much. Downed a doe in muzzleloader season.( 1st deer ever) other than that things are cool. Hows it going w/you guys
Excellent!!! Congrats on the kill!!! That will be just the first of many!!!
I'm hoping man thanks. Even took a pic of the gutpile. lol
Hey Bud, not to much. Downed a doe in muzzleloader season.( 1st deer ever) other than that things are cool. Hows it going w/you guys