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I grew up along the banks of the Mississippi River in a small town called Alligator, Mississippi. The past 11 years I've spent playing baseball for the Cardinals, Red Sox, Pirates, and Blue Jays. After undergoing elbow reconstructive surgery, I have given up baseball this year to spend more time in the outdoors doing what I really love.....chasing big whitetails!
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WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, ''Cause you're ugly."
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Archery Buck 2009 Video from Kyle Baker on Vimeo.
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