I am happily married and the mother of 2 daughters ages 7 and 9 and a step daughter age 17. I enjoy being outdoors hunting, fishing, ATVing = the more mud the better, walking, and camping, boating. I love to shoot my compound bow and guns along with my husband Chris and my 9 year old daughter Krista, Hunter will have one soon too. Anyone who say's a girl can't hunt or shoot had better rethink that thought. I enjoy spending time with family and friends, cook outs, and going out on the boat. I love to go downhill skiing. I also love to take a nice long bubble bath while reading a good book. I like nice loud pickup trucks, sports cars and old cars too. Chris and I have working for the past year to video each other along with family and friends hunting. We have recently joined Northwoods Adventures TV on the Sportsman Channel. We are very happy to now be a part of this great team! Keep your eyes out for the show, you never know when we may be on!
We spend most our free time with our family hunting or prescouting and preparing for the upcoming season. Check our Chris's page under Weapon's "N" Whitetails. We are now on myspace also. I have a job that I love as an Early Headstart teacher for Community Concepts and would not change it, the children that I take care of, or my co-workers for anything. Between my family, friends, and my job I could not ask for more. Oh yeah as long as I can still go hunting and be outdoors!!!
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Sidney drew a line in the sand, placed the frog on the line, and prodded the frog with a small twig from the rear and shouted, "Jump, frog!" The frog jumped, and Sidney measured the distance. "12 feet...write that down, Sophie," he said.
Next, he brought the frog back to the starting point and removed the frog's right front leg. Again he prodded the frog and shouted, "Jump, frog!" The frog jumped 10 feet, and on instruction, Sophie wrote it down.
Again the frog was brought back, the left front leg was removed, and again "Jump, frog!" Sidney reported, "Six feet...write it down."
The next time, Sidney removed the large right back leg. "Jump, frog!" Then, he shouted "Jump, frog!" and prodded the frog. "The frog jumped 8 inches...writes it down, Sophie."
Finally, Sidney removed the frog's remaining back left leg, put it down and prodded the frog with the twig shouting, "Jump, frog! Jump, frog! JUMP FROG!! JUMP JUMP FROG!!!"
The frog didn't jump. Sophie looked at Sidney, and said, "So what should I write down?"
Sidney thought a moment, and then told Sophie to write, "When you remove all the legs from a frog, it goes deaf."
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Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!" Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"
A guy goes hunting and gets lost in the woods. Remembering the universal distress signal of 3 shots, he fires 3 shots into the air and waits.
After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help. Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself,
“I hope somebody comes this time because these are my last three arrows.”