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So EXCITED!! Going to IL to hunt the big boys!!
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Happily married for 21 yrs. to a big time bow hunter and he finally converted me, after 21 yrs, from a "lady" to a "bow hunting, gun shooting outdoorswoman"......lol Now if only I could see a deer so I could try out my new diamond!!!
Very excited about getting my new HOYT VICXEN! Can't wait to try it out!!
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Halloween party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she
was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no
need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume
and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke
without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party.
As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she
was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his
costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
"chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear
and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and made
passionate love in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went
home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what
kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never
have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
into the spare room and played poker all evening.
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she
said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my
costume to your brother, he called and said he had the time of his life.”
They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced, "Spring Buck." Then he felt for the bullet hole and declared, "Shot with a .22 rifle." The others could not believe it. He was right, and the argument was even hotter than before. When some started to suggest that he must have peeked, he said that he was prepared to do it again. He would put up all the drinks they had bought before against them buying another round for him.
So they blindfolded him again, very thoroughly this time, and they brought a skin that someone happened to have in their car. He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Kalahari Lion" and fingering the bullet hole said, "and the rifle was a .308," which of course was right. This, of course, was like throwing fat on the fire, and he had to prove is skills over and over again, every time against a round of drinks.
Finally he staggered home, stoned out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one heck of a shiner. So he said to his wife, "Listen, I know I was drunk last night, but not too drunk to know that I did not fight anyone in that bar. So where did I get this black eye?" His wife replied angrily, "From me, of course."
"But what did I do?" he asked. She replied, "You got into bed and put your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and announced in a triumphant tone, 'Skunk, killed with an axe.'"