Turkey season is among us in Maryland. Remember to stay quiet, don't move and cover up.
Spring tip: Make the lead hen fight you in your calls and she will come after you. The gobbler will chase the lead hen and that is how you get them henned up gobblers to come out and play :)
Chester says to Earl, 'I'll send my dog out to see if there are
any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out
there, I'm not going hunting.'
So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks
twice.
Chester says, 'Well I'm not going to go out. He saw only two ducks
out there.'
Earl says, 'You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?'
Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he
gets back he says, 'I don't believe it! Where did you get
that dog? There really were only two ducks out there!'
Chester says, 'Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If
you want, you can get one from him, too.'
So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one
his friend Chester has. The breeder obliges, and Earl
brings the dog home, and tells it to go out and look for ducks.
Minutes later
the dog returns with a stick in its mouth and starts
humping Earl's leg.
Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, 'This
dog is a fraud. I want my money back!'
The breeder asks Earl what the dog did.
So Earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for ducks,
it came back with a stick in its mouth and started
humping his leg.
The breeder says, 'Earl, he was trying to tell you that there are
more f....kin' ducks out there than you can shake a stick
at!'
YO WHATS HAPPENING ROLY ...STILL LEARNING HOW DO DO STUFF ON HERE BUT I LOVE IT...JUST WAITING ON BIG JOHN FOR THE UBNJ MEETING I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU AND FRANK AGAIN...TAKE CARE BUDDY AND HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE EASTER
Enjoy the time off and don't forget to keep an eye on us here, we are planning something big over the weekend :)
Thanks.
This contest will run through the month of May and prizes will be awared the first week of June.
Thanks!
Spring tip: Make the lead hen fight you in your calls and she will come after you. The gobbler will chase the lead hen and that is how you get them henned up gobblers to come out and play :)
Have fun and send post up some good pics.
Chester says to Earl, 'I'll send my dog out to see if there are
any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out
there, I'm not going hunting.'
So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks
twice.
Chester says, 'Well I'm not going to go out. He saw only two ducks
out there.'
Earl says, 'You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?'
Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he
gets back he says, 'I don't believe it! Where did you get
that dog? There really were only two ducks out there!'
Chester says, 'Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If
you want, you can get one from him, too.'
So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one
his friend Chester has. The breeder obliges, and Earl
brings the dog home, and tells it to go out and look for ducks.
Minutes later
the dog returns with a stick in its mouth and starts
humping Earl's leg.
Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, 'This
dog is a fraud. I want my money back!'
The breeder asks Earl what the dog did.
So Earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for ducks,
it came back with a stick in its mouth and started
humping his leg.
The breeder says, 'Earl, he was trying to tell you that there are
more f....kin' ducks out there than you can shake a stick
at!'
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